Written by Elijah P.

Drum pads, Christian Rock leanings, K-pop cosmetics, and musings of the neverending main character syndrome; Yep, it sounds like The Juans album alright.

The then-boy band turned full-fledged conventional band has hit their momentum a year before pandemic, releasing the acclaimed Umaga EP last 2019, gaining fans and recognition besides their commissioned movie soundtrack credits here and there – dropping songs for blockbuster romantic movies like Sid and Aya, Squad Goals, and 100 Tula Para Kay Stella. The leather jacket-wearing, Gatsby hair-scented demeanor took a 180 degrees with the band now donning colorful suites, dead synth pop trends, and oppa-leaning touch ups for their latest album “Liwanag”.

The album starts off with the band introducing themselves with 39-second long harmonies then transitioning to the insurance company, Manulife-type instrumental: tribal pop drums, motivationally charged vocal melodies, ocean-sized chorus pedals that’s blander than their music video color grading. Besides the pop trap left turns in several songs, “Anghel” is the only tolerable track in the entire album. The Juans’ “Liwanag” have hi-fived themselves to their doom. Executing the worst parts of homogenous sonic variation, or a lack thereof, nearly all of the songs in the album are barely worth mentioning due to the identical song structures, sonic aesthetics, subject matter that’s already achieved even before the band has existed.

The album ends off in the sourest note: The sonic alettes noted down are already mentioned, and it’s almost pointless to even elaborate the stagnant compositions. The Juans are already out of touch from the get-go.

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